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Utah Sports Radio King Challonge!
Poker915.com ventured outside the poker world to sponsor the 1st Annual Utah Sports Radio King Challonge! We are happy to Award Kyle "KFG" Gunther the 2012 title. KFG was a free agent at the time of the battle and was listed as representing the OG Zone squad. (The Zone crew pre-shakeup who had yet to sign with other stations.) There were persistent rumors at the time that KFG was in talks with 1320 K-FAN (KFNZ). Today Kyle can be heard weekdays 2-7pm alongside his co-host, Program Director Kevin Graham on 1320AM doing the Gunther & Graham Show (a.k.a. KG-Squared). Congratulations Kyle! Here's to your continued success & we are looking forward to your title defense for 2013!
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Are You Religious About Poker?
You may not be alone! Click here for a look at the first real religion devoted to poker! The First Church Of Poker, Progressive Spiritualist is an arm of the PRISM Sect.
1. We need to protect the children
If the government bans it kids won't do it. That is why kids don't smoke, drink, use drugs, sneak into rated R movies, etc. If mom and dad fail in their parenting, a good, solid government ban will always fix the problem. It takes a whole community to raise a child, so why should parents be responsible for monitoring their own children?
2. Playing poker leads to drug use, pornography addiction, prostitution, and all manner of criminal activity
Much in the same way that gambling one's earnings by investing in the stock market leads to these same vices.
3. If I have an addiction problem, no one should be able to participate in any of the activities that I have a problem with
That is why liquor stores, tobacco sales, caffeine, fatty foods, refined sugar, sexually explicit materials, and state lotteries are all illegal in the United States. Our constitution makes it clear that the rights of the many must be sacrificed in order to protect those who won't take responsibility for their own problems. Further, compulsive gambling never existed before the online gaming boom. If addicts were not allowed internet access they would be better partners, fathers, and mothers because they would never find anything else to gamble on.
4. Prohibition has always been the best way to protect addicts from themselves and their families from financial and emotional ruin
This is why the United States of America has no crack, crank, crystal meth, Oxycontin, or heroin problems. It's why the Twelve Step organizations have no members, and methadone clinics are empty.
5. Playing poker for profit is too risky
That's why Doyle Brunson, Phil Ivey, Barry Greenstein, Daniel Negreanu, Annie Duke, Jesus Ferguson, and countless other poker pros who met with financial demise must endorse poker web sites just to make ends meet. Since poker is not a skill game, and you cannot control your profits or losses over an extended period, it's simply not a good investment strategy.
6. Poker is not a legitimate form of entertainment
Spending $5 or $10 on a tournament or cash game on the internet is a waste of time. You will have spent your time and money far more wisely if you spend $20 going to the movies, $50 on greens fees, or $60-$300 on a professional sporting event. These are all far more productive uses of your time, and therefore more moral.
7. My God is the one true God, my faith the one true faith, and my morals are the correct morals. Therefore everyone should live by my moral code
In a theocracy such as ours we know that government should always enforce the values of specific religions. That is why we are all required to attend church on Sunday, women must wear veils and walk behind our men, and our constitution gives the federal government vast, sweeping powers to determine what you should and should not read, listen to, view, or believe.
8. Playing poker is wrong because for a few to make a profit, many must spend money
This is not the case any where else else in our economy, particularly with regard to entertainment. The movie industry does not make a profit by providing entertainment to their paying customers just as cable companies, satellite providers, rock stars, professional athletes, and other entertainers do not profit at the expense of paying customers. Therefore, it is immoral for good poker players to make a profit from their recreational poker playing counterparts who are willing to pay for the entertainment value.
9. Only social misfits and those from society's underbelly play poker
That's why famous lawman Bill Hickok, Senator Alfonse D'Amato, Presidents Barrack Obama & Richard Nixon, Supreme Court Justice William Rehnquist, and countless other prominent Americans would never dream of playing such a vile game. Poker is simply unAmerican.
10. Making poker illegal will make gambling go away because no one would ever dare subvert the law by supplying the populace with what they demand
Ample evidence of this can be seen in the way organized crime withered and was completely eradicated in the 1920s when alcohol was banned in the United States.
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